you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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