I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
