Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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