If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
it's great music for shaving your balls
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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