it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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