do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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