Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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