69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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