it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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