I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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