College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
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