It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
