I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Let's get the cat blown out
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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