I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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