Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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