glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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