Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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