Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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