gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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