I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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