he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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