she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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