You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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