i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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