can we get nightvision for the apartment?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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