May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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