Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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