he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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