just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
