This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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