We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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