69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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