his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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