we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I seem to have left my pride at pride
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
There are leaves in my underwear?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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