Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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