I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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