idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I forgot how hot balto sounded
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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