Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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