Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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