Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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