I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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