We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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