do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I think a kid would responsible me up
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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