speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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