2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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