So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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