Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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