He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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