dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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