I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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