i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Barsexuality is the new black.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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