One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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