doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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