I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
People in love make me want to vomit
that's an acceptable place to lick
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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