He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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