Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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